The pie puzzle!
I went to Waitrose just to buy
A little spinach & pepper pie
It was just right with a salad lunch
Yum yum yum munch munch munch
I don’t eat cows & pigs and such
So I enjoyed my quiche so much
The only thing that puzzled me
Was why it was called Higgidy
But then I saw just where you be
You cook at Shoreham-by-the-Sea
Thanks very much your pastry’s great
I went and bought another eight!
