Non - Higgidy Person
I’m a Non-Higgidy Person,
never taken the plunge,
To eat Higgidy pies,
(even for lunch!!).
Oh yes, I’ve seen them,
and they shout out to me,
Please come and try us,
we’re fresh as can be.
But I’m a Non-Higgidy Person,
I have this affliction,
I’ve never listened to those,
of the Higgidy addiction!
Will I stay a Non-Higgidy?
Can I ever be cured?
Able to eat tasty pies,
quality assured?
I’m a Non-Higgidy Person,
but today’s the day,
I’ll shrug off this cloud,
The HIGGIDY way!
I’ve bought two little pies,
(just to save cooking!),
Slipped them into the shopping,
when my wife wasn’t looking!
We’re having them today,
my wife nearly mistook’em,
But when she read what was in’em,
she said “I’m going to cook’em!”.
At lunchtime today,
I’ll be a Higgidy man,
Will I change my ways,
follow the Higgidy plan?
We-ell, I’ve had my pie,
I feel full and settled,
And like Higgidy pies,
fresh and fine fettled.
So-o, all you Non-Higgidys,
want to see the end of this rhyme?
HA! HA! I’m sorry!
NOT IN HIGGIDY TIME!!!!