I Had a Little Pie Tree
I had a little pie tree, nothing would it bear.
Except some soggy pastry, for which I did not care.
Then a pie from Higgidy came to visit me,
and all for the sake of shaming my pie tree.
His pastry was golden, his filling quite divine.
Higgidy produce a far better pie than that pie tree of mine.
I got myself an axe, and felled that stupid tree,
and then hacked a slice of that Higgidy pie for me.
