greedy guts is sad
it was way back in June
when I posted my tune
with words of high praise for your pies
now six months have cleared
and no apron’s appeared
and the tears are filling my eyes
what makes it most sad
to this Lancashire lad
that my poem is gracing your home page
so what is the cause
I’m sure it’s not yours
but who is to blame for this outrage
so here’s what we’ll do
to the top of the queue
put my name and send it post haste
and I’ll continue to buy
my Higgidy pie
so I’m not left with a very bitter taste
also, my 10-year-old daughter didn’t receive an apron for her poem, The Empie Strikes Back, but she’s handling it better than I am. Although, I have to say, my poem was much better than her’s.
