Butternut eat my tart
I saw a tart while shopping
and put it in my trolley
A finer tart I’d never seen
so full of love and jollity
Twas mixed with peppers
butternut squash
in seeded pastry
oh my! oh gosh!
I hid it in the kitchen
(it was for me, alone)
and when there was no one about
I ate it all (turned off the phone)
What’s this packet?
Where’s the pie?
I said – it was a tart,
it said to say “goodbye!”
