A Quiche Odyssey In Three Parts
1. People say I’m middle class (though never nouveau riche)
Cos I live in Clapham and I’m happy eating quiche.
2. I have a funny hobby
It really is quite niche
I sneak up on my girlfriend
And smear her with a quiche.
But if you think I’m crazy
And wrong inside my brain
Consider what her name is;
My girlfriend’s called Lorraine.
3. When I eat mouthfuls of quiche
I feel like a dog off the leash.
Such eggy delight
Can hardly be right;
It’s far greater fun than hashish.
