"I felt compelled to contact you to tell you how I've just eaten a spinach and feta higgidy pie and I can honestly say it is one of the tastiest things I have ever eaten in my life! I'm a vegetarian and really love to cook and eat good, flavoursome food and that was the best pie ever!" – Helen K.
There once was a woman called Di,
Who decided she wanted a pie,
She reached for the porky,
And stuck in her forky,
And shouted "How happy am I!"
By: Al. W